"WELCOME TO MY DOMAIN OF TERROR!" screeches the malfunctioning robot in the shopping pod.
"IT'S RAW, RAW, RAW, YOU DONKEY!" screams the cook from the back of the diner. "OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"
"HELLO HI. WOULD YOU LIKE A MEDICINE!?" asks the derpy medic. "WE ARE NOW FRIENDS!" she says. You don't recall being her friend.
Some shifty fellow is trying to sell you 'super coffee,' you think someone may have pilfered your credits, and the guy from engineering completely ignored your request to get your cybernetics fixed, because he's playing videogames.
The TVs are all tuned to the same news station, where a stoic anchor goes on and on about a severe hurricane on the federation's home planet, Earth -- which he is standing in the middle of while reporting.
There's a weird guy standing in the corner of each room you go into. Is he following you?
Welcome to Agoli 5.